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exeus administrator   Offline Posts: 325 | men r like Men are like. . . Laxatives. . . They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like. . .Bananas. . . The older they get, the less firm they are. Men are like. . .Vacations. . . They never seem to be long enough. Men are like. . .Weather. . . Nothing can be done to change them. Men are like. . .Blenders. . . You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . . Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like. . .Coffee. . . The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like. . .Commercials. . . You can't believe a word they say. Men are like. . .Department Stores. . . Their clothes are always one half off. Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . . They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like. . .Mascara. . . They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like. . .Popcorn. . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . . Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.     | ||||||||
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